dex5m:

THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR - Official “North Wind Headquarters” SDCC Movie Clip

LMAO the nuances in this clip are great (so accurate with Skype calls). Shit, anything with the Madagascar characters I’m definitely down to watch.

the first three words you see are what you want in life

bukakkemonogatari:

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Gay fanfics, hand jobs, hot dick (I’m gonna cheat and include pokemon because). 

More like phrases, but yeah. This is my actual life right now, I’m not even lying.

tagged: #novelty #omg #using this

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

museormaenad:

elizabeththorne:

tentacletherapissed:

insanebows:

What

i am frightened

I never knew soap could make me uncomfortable

My hands are clean but I feel dirty inside

(Source: memeguy-com)

tagged: #Idris Elba #ewe

(Source: charlibal)

anna-earley:

Okay, so I had this dream a couple of nights ago that was basically Lord of the Rings, but all of the horses were replaced with motorcycles.  It was pretty great because it was just pretty much exactly like the films, but with everyone riding around like crazy bike gangs. And everyone had bikes that were unique to their characters. 

Well, like it says on the ring,  “One hog to rule the roads.”